I Sure Could Go for a Nice Sandwich Right Now

While I was huffing and puffing on the treadmill at the gym this morning, a sylph sauntered by me. Like many women at my gym, she had incredible toned abs and wore tight cotton low rise pants to show them off. Also like many women at my gym, merely showing off her midsection through low rise pants was not good enough.

Nope, she rolled down the band of her pants further so that I could admire her pelvic bones as they jutted out at angles below her miniscule waist. They were so sharp I wondered if she could cut a turkey with them. Looking at her made me hungry for many reasons, particularly as I thought about sliced deli meat. Yum.